The most arousing gender swap. Ever.
and the most accurate.
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Yes, having basic amenities that come with the cheapest apartment you can find means that the “poor” are milking the system. Seriously, while looking for an apartment I have found several without STOVES, but every last one has had a fridge. It was 97 degrees outside earlier. I live in the upper midwest. It’s NOT EVEN JUNE YET. This is the kind of summer that KILLS PEOPLE. AC is not a luxury amenity for many, many people.
Everyone on fox needs to go fuck themselves and re-evaluate their life choices.Um. Fox? Guys? You realize a coffee maker is, like, twenty bucks at Walmart, right? I know you’re thinking when we say ‘coffee maker’ we mean the bad-ass espresso machine YOU have at home, but really, we mean that dinky thing with the filter that basically just heats water and pumps it through the grounds.
I seriously want all these people to live my life just for like a month.
What? You mean “poor” people want to preserve their food? Pffft what a bunch of scammers getting rich off welfare!
Fuck you, Fox.
Okay, but do these “poors” (I love how Fox puts little quotes around it to make themselves seem witty) have enough money to put food in this refrigerator? Or did they spend it all paying rent for a house that happened to come with a refrigerator left from the previous resident?
And, I’m curious, does this include air conditioners made prior to the 1990’s? I grew up in a house with an air conditioner older than me. We had to jury rig it every year and it was only powerful enough to cool one room in the house.
We stubbornly held on to this “luxury” every year because we needed it. The part of the country where I’m from regularly reaches over a hundred degrees every summer, my dad works construction, and summer is the busy time of year for him. Those so-called luxuries were needed so my dad could have ice from the refrigerator we inherited from my great grandmother and air conditioning to keep him from having heat stroke so he could go out the next day and bust his ass all over again to make just enough money to keep us above poverty.
Because after all, there were people out there who probably needed welfare more than us. Many of whom also own air conditioners, refrigerators, and coffee makers.
There’s also a friend of mine who is also one of these “poors” living on social security because of his disability. He’s also a bit of a coffee nerd. He owns a really nice coffee maker, a bunch of books from a used book store, a PS3 and not really much else.
Obviously he’s milking the system. I mean how dare he own a coffee maker when our former governor cut welfare funds and he had to jump through hoops (yes that was entirely on purpose) to get a fancy new wheelchair after the wheels just sorta fell off his old one?
Never mind he made do with a three-wheeled wheelchair for a couple of months and then getting a flimsy hospital rental for another four months before getting a permanent replacement. This bastard owns a coffee maker so obviously he’s a blight on society!
Pffft, seriously. Fuck you, FOX.
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missgeekglasses:
I like how Bowie’s all “Yeah, I know there’s a naked lady in the tub but look at me. I am one fine bastard. Yes.”
don’t you just hate when you’re having a bath and David Bowie just enters the bathroom checking himself in the mirror like “oh hey there gorgeous” and leaves :|
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I like how Bowie’s all “Yeah, I know there’s a naked lady in the tub but look at me. I am one fine bastard. Yes.”
don’t you just hate when you’re having a bath and David Bowie just enters the bathroom checking himself in the mirror like “oh hey there gorgeous” and leaves :|
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Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
Did someone say kittens and military…
Happy Memorial Day.
omg, :’)
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Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
O_O
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Anderson Cooper, I love you.Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
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“I have to defend my head from getting attacked by minions again.” OMG LAUGHING SO. HARD.Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
omg
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